GREG GUTFELD: Biden won’t let go of the wheel even if he drives the car off a cliff

Once upon a time, George Clooney held a enormous fundraiser for Joe Biden. And if you do not know who was there or the place it was, Joe Biden felt the similar. He’s mainly a heartbeat away from being on the receiving finish of a seance. But that was so final month. This week, Clooney took a break from making movies you will by no means see, to writing an op-ed for The New York Times. Because, as you recognize, celebs are good relating to politics. But I assume this man was busy. The title of the piece? “I Love Joe Biden. But We Need a New Nominee,” which speaks to the Gutfeld rule of getting dumped. Everything earlier than the phrase “but” means nothing. 

In the op-ed, Clooney begins by saying he considers Biden a good friend who believes in him, believes in his morals, believes if you maintain a mirror underneath Joe’s nostril, it will fog up in 4-6 weeks. But why is it everybody who’s about to dump Joe begins with sentimental accolades about what a fantastic man he is? I’m sorry guys, would a fantastic man say this? 

JOE BIDEN: Too a lot of what’s taking place in our nation at present is just not regular. Donald Trump and the MAGA Republicans symbolize an extremism that threatens the very foundations of our republic. The Republican Party at present is dominated, pushed and intimidated by Donald Trump and the MAGA Republicans. And that’s a risk to this nation. 

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See, the dementia simply peeled away the facade of empathy Joe. The lie that he was a variety previous man searching for unity. Nope. He was at all times a self-serving pr— who won’t let go of the wheel even if he drives the car off the cliff. So now, Clooney puts the knife into his old buddy, and as a substitute of blood, there was mud. Clooney writes “the Joe Biden I used to be with three weeks in the past at the fundraiser was not the Joe huge f**** deal Biden of 2010. 

He wasn’t even the Biden of 2020. He was the similar man all of us witnessed at the debate.” Well, I obtained information for you, George. Joe wasn’t a huge f**** deal in 2010 until the “F” stood for flatulent. And whereas he might have overwhelmed Medicare and oil most cancers, he obtained his a** kicked by teleprompters, microphones, and gravity. But it is good of Clooney to lastly converse up. 

George Clooney in entrance of the Hollywood signal (Getty Images)

But that is Hollywood as soon as once more, the place Harvey Weinstein trapped extra girls on couches than a roof collapse at Raymour and Flanigan’s. And but, Hollywood clammed up for many years. Clooney is just talking up now as a result of he ran it by Obama, who accredited. The Biden campaign downplayed the piece, stressing the president stayed at the fundraiser three hours longer than Clooney, even although for 2 of these hours, Joe was simply misplaced in the coat room. Of course, we knew for years what Clooney is simply saying now, Biden is not simply a vegetable, he’s the entire farmer’s market.

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But the floodgates have opened. Big shot Hollywood donors distancing themselves from Biden like he’s Kevin Spacey at the Boy Scout jamboree. Rob Reiner says we want “someone younger to fight back.” Well, that narrows it down to simply about everybody on Earth. But it is as if Biden immediately obtained too previous simply a few weeks in the past. Which exhibits you the way indifferent these idiots are from actual life. If you do not expertise crime, inflation, homelessness, or illegals, do you suppose you are actually gonna care that your man is clinically useless? But even Biden-backer Michael Douglas is telling the heifers on ‘The View’ that he’s “deeply, deeply concerned.”

MICHAEL DOUGLAS: I’m deeply, deeply involved. I imply, particularly it is tough as a result of the Democrats have a huge bench. I imply, they obtained a lot of heavy hitters. And I do fear with, like the debate, the issue with the debate. I imply, it was comparatively easy. I imply, you simply first of all, you must simply inform the president, get up, put a little make-up on him, you recognize, for the debate, which ought to assist him after which the place to look.

Looks like a Vegas magician. Sorry to interrupt it to you, Mike. No quantity of make-up may add moisture to that corpse. You’ve heard the phrase “polishing a turd”? With Biden, it is sprucing a fossilized turd from the Jurassic period. And there’s lots extra the place that got here from. Ari Emanuel, Reed Hastings, Abigail Disney, Barry Diller, just about all people who’s been with Joe in the final 4 years is immediately telling the reality about him. 

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President Joe Biden speaks throughout a marketing campaign occasion at the Martin Luther King Recreation Center in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, US, on Thursday, April 18, 2024. (Hannah Beier/Bloomberg by way of Getty Images)

Like Chuck Todd, who now says he’s identified about Biden’s situation for years. If solely he knew a journalist who may have warned us about it. Instead, the media known as us fascist for noticing Joe’s The Walking Dead with out the strolling. And it solely took one dangerous debate. Well, that and 4,000 verbal gaffes, tripping over sand baggage, falling off a bike, somersaulting down flights of stairs and slicing the cheese in entrance of the Duchess of Cornwall. Does it matter what Hollywood says about Biden? Not actually. But now it is about the donors. 

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So they’re abandoning ship prefer it’s the Titanic and Joe’s the iceberg, however with a decrease physique temperature. Remember, these are actors who receives a commission to say what’s written for them. They might play heroes, however when it is time to take a stand in actual life, they look forward to precise courageous folks to step ahead first. They might get forged as leads in Hollywood, however in actual life, they’re extras.