You open your phone on New Year’s Day and there it is: your mom’s post overflowing with motivational quotes. Did you check social media while still in bed? Last year, I did and saw a long rant about how “kids these days” just don’t get struggle, paired with a blurry photo of a rotary phone. The comments? A parade of friends chiming in about how millennials (she meant Gen Z, but that’s another story) are ruining everything with their pricey avocado toast.
I love my parents, but there’s something about New Year’s that turns their social media into a cringe-fest. After countless scrolling sessions, I’ve seen enough to spot patterns that make me, and many friends, quickly hit the mute button.
1. The “New Year, New Me” Post
Every January 1st, my dad shares his goal to “get organized” and “stop procrastinating.” He’s been saying this for twelve years, with the same 2015 photo to prove it. The worst is when he adds passive digs at younger people. “I’m going to work hard, unlike some who expect everything handed to them!” Thanks, Dad.
2. Political Rants in Disguise
Your uncle starts with “Wishing everyone prosperity” before drifting into a tirade about how “participation trophies” are ruining the country, complete with pixelated eagles and flags. The comments turn into a battlefield, while Grandma tries to steer the convo back to her famous casserole.
3. Unsolicited Life Advice
“Stop buying coffee! That’s how you could own a house!” When my mom was 25, houses cost $30,000, not the crazy prices today. Even when tagged directly, these posts critiquing my finances hit different coming from someone who calls it “the Facebook.”
4. Vague Disappointments
“Some kids just don’t appreciate their parents!” This gem usually pops up right after you decline a long drive to brunch. Even when I ask about it, “It’s not about you!” Sure, Mom—coincidence at its finest.
5. Medical Misinformation
“Drinking warm lemon water cures everything!” Oof. I tried to explain that essential oils aren’t a substitute for medication, but she insists they worked for a friend of a friend. By the next day, half the family is on a crazy juice cleanse.
6. Humble Brags That Miss the Mark
“So proud of my daughter for finally getting a real job!” (Cue the photo of me in finance, a career I left behind.) Thanks, Mom, for elevating my current path while dragging up the past.
7. Tech Complaints While Using Tech
“Do people even talk anymore? Look at these 47 photos from last night!” Posted from her iPhone. Even while bemoaning technology, she finds ways to share every moment in detail.
8. Unnecessary Relationship Updates
“Still married after 35 years!”—posted immediately after arguing about chores. These posts include wedding pics from 1987, while ignoring Aunt Karen’s series of marriages.
As we jump headfirst into the new year, it’s clear: New Year’s posts from the boomer generation can miss the mark hard. I get it, though—everyone wants to connect and share, especially in a fast-paced world.
Underneath the cringe, there’s genuine love and concern. They want to share wisdom and feel relevant, but until they realize their insights may need a refresh, that mute button stays handy. At least until January 8th.
Statistics show that social media engagement peaks during the holidays, with many users sharing personal stories and resolutions. According to a recent survey, over 60% of users feel pressured to present a perfect life online, something that lends to these awkward posts.
Navigating this digital landscape isn’t easy, but understanding where they come from helps us find patience.
