This year has not been kind to Prince Andrew. Once a member of the royal family, he has lost his titles and privileges. Now, he’s even become the punchline of a popular Christmas joke.
The comedy channel U&GOLD held a competition for the best Christmas cracker joke, and the winner was a jab at Andrew’s fall from grace. Ben Smith from Chelmsford suggested: “Why is Prince Andrew not writing any Christmas books? He hasn’t got any titles!” He wins £1,500 for a holiday.
Another joke about Andrew made it to the top 10: “What do Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor and a snowman have in common? They’re both out in the cold.” This shows how deeply the public feels about the royal’s situation.
The competition isn’t just about Andrew. This year’s top 10 includes jokes about various celebrities and politicians. For instance, one joke about the band Oasis humorously notes, “Why don’t Noel and Liam want to open their presents early on Christmas morning? They need a little time to wake up.”
Bruce Dessau, a comedy critic who judged the entries, praised this year’s list as one of the best in the competition’s 13-year history. He mentioned that there were many newsworthy events, and the jokes reflected the year’s headlines.
Interestingly, humor often helps people cope with serious topics. Many experts agree that laughter can ease tension around difficult subjects. Joan Morgan, a psychologist, highlights that humor acts as a buffer against stress. “It allows people to address uncomfortable realities in a light-hearted way,” she says.
Here’s a quick look at this year’s top jokes:
- Why is Prince Andrew not writing any Christmas books? He hasn’t got any titles.
- Why don’t Noel and Liam want to open their presents early on Christmas morning? They need a little time to wake up.
- Which pop star carves her own wooden nativity scene? Sabrina Carpenter.
- What do Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor and a snowman have in common? They’re both out in the cold.
- What is a French burglar’s favourite Christmas film? Louvre, Actually.
- Could Lily Allen and David Harbour get back together for Christmas? Stranger Things have happened.
- Why won’t Angela Rayner get any Christmas presents this year? Santa can’t decide which address to deliver to.
- What is Claudia Winkleman’s favourite part of Christmas dinner? The Taters.
- Does Celia Imrie beat her family at Christmas party games? Yes, she trumps them all.
- Where has Santa been more than Nigel Farage? His house in Clacton.
The British public continues to show great skill in finding humor in current events. This year’s jokes remind us that even serious situations can be lightened with a bit of laughter.
For more top jokes and insights into public humor, check out U&GOLD.

