Playful Campus Revolution: How University Squirrels Founded a Fraternity and Boosted Student Engagement!

This article is meant for laughs.

This year, something unusual happened in Greek life. A new fraternity popped up called Delta Nut Sigma, and guess what? It’s made up entirely of squirrels. Yes, you read that right—squirrels!

The first rush season for Delta Nut Sigma looked a bit different. They announced their new fraternity by scratching a message into an oak tree. Inspired, the squirrels quickly organized their own rush, mimicking the traditional processes of human fraternities.

Squirrel behavior is interesting. According to experts, these furry little critters often imitate human habits. This helps them connect with what they see around them, including university life. “Squeak squeak squeak,” said Jeffrey Binghamton, the founder of DNut. He’s a transfer student from a campus in Wise, Virginia, and he wants to build a community for squirrels in college.

During rush in January, Delta Nut Sigma managed to fly under the radar with their tiny house—just some cardboard boxes taped together under Beta Bridge. But as initiation neared, humans like Ella Gance from Kappa Zappa Flappa sorority caught wind of them through a surprise invitation.

“When we realized it was just squirrels, we were shocked! But honestly, they were friendlier than some of the guys at our school. Although, I will say, they only played songs by Alvin and the Chipmunks,” Gance admitted.

Some students, like pledge Logan Broski from Omega Mega Chad, voiced concerns about the squirrels joining the fraternity scene. He worried about their safety due to rumored hazing practices from groups like PETA. “Their pledging process has been wild, dude. We just run around and party, but those little guys have to stand in the road for hours, hoping they don’t get hit!” Broski explained.

The rise of DNut isn’t just a one-time thing. Experts say it reflects a growing trend of squirrels taking on human-like interests on campus. Dr. Simon C. Munk, a professor specializing in squirrel studies, pointed out that squirrels are curious creatures who often overhear discussions about college life. “I’m sure they picked up on all the chatter about free food during rush,” he stated. “Now we see squirrels all over Greek life.”

Squirrels are also looking for ways to build their resumes. After losing jobs at the University, they’ve had to get creative. One ambitious squirrel even joined the Student Council. With a strong push on social media, they’ve been advocating for new changes, from planting more trees to improving dining options.

While many squirrels support the changes, students have mixed feelings. “If I find an acorn in my food at Newcomb, it’s game over,” said Cornelius Scrat, a student majoring in Environmental Thought & Practice. “I have some thoughts about the environment I want to share!”

The University’s squirrel group seems close to DNut, even managing to pause investigations into hazing and getting the Inter-Fraternity Council to waive their fees. This has attracted attention from many new students who are eyeing DNut for the next rush. As Delta Nut Sigma rises in popularity, it’s clear that campus life is shifting, leaving many students wondering how things will continue to change.