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Did Bryce Harper accidentally make himself sick? It seems like he and Aaron Nola missed the Phillies’ first big workout due to food poisoning. Rumors suggest it might have been the raw milk in Bryce’s vanilla latte.
Listen, Bryce, when it comes to food choices during the season, let’s stick to the safer options. I don’t want to see you sidelined with something like listeria. This isn’t like the Oregon Trail, after all.
Besides, there’s a whole history of baseball players who thrived on pasteurized milk long before you got to this level. We don’t need any players being pressured into quirky drinks that could land them on the injured list.
In related news, Kyle Schwarber should consider bringing a milk truck to the field—imagine the fun that would be! But let’s ensure the guys are sticking to safe choices. It’s not worth the risk, especially for someone like Aidan Miller who shouldn’t feel pressure to drink raw milk straight from the source.
Now that Aaron Nola is also feeling under the weather, I’m curious if any of the reporters will dig into this story. Is it the milk or something else in Clearwater? We need to find out what’s going on!
The good news? Bryce is back at practice soon!
Bryce Harper is quite a unique personality in baseball. If he weren’t so talented, he might be the kind of friend that annoys you with his health choices. You know, the guy who scoffs at drinking tap water and preaches about the goodness of hydrogen water. It’s funny how being a two-time MVP gives him a lot of leeway that others might not get.
The Phillies’ locker room is filled with different characters, and I think it would make for an entertaining Netflix series. There’s so much personality in that space, it’s like a huge fraternity! We’ve got to keep an eye on what happens next with Bryce and the team this season.
